Sat, 29 Aug | Slemish Mountain

Slemish - the final (not quite) frontier

This is it, the answer to all your dreams and that lifelong pursuit of finding the true purpose of your life, but don't thank me yet, we've got to this done first ;-)
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Slemish - the final (not quite) frontier

Time & Location

29 Aug 2020, 10:00 – 12:30
Slemish Mountain, Slemish Mountain, Ballymena BT42 4PF, UK

About the Event

Mount Slemish is packed full of history, and today.. you become a part of that history!

Slemish is not an ordinary mountain, infact, it's not a mountain at all, it's a fecking volcano and we shall ascend the sleeping beast,  tentatively stepping carefully, trying to not wake the slumbering monster beneath our very feet... 

Where the faint of heart dare to tread, you will simply apply your steely resolve to venture wholeheartedly onwards and upwards as you heroically clutch onto your peanut butter and jam sandwiches with all your might.

You bravely place one foot infront of the other until... you peak.. peek... erm... you reach the top of the volcano to much celebration, your lungs heaving and heart beating the trumphant sense of victory, it's then that you realise the life lesson thingy.... the volcano wasnt the beast at all, it was you, the fearless intrepid explorer, you see, the volcano dared not make even the faintest rumble while you were around, for you show no weakness, no mercy and no more sandwiches (as you ate them).

Suddenly another revalation (seems to be the day for them) reveals itself (don't tell your shrink any of this) that there's much more to come and this day will not pass meakly into the night... With this new found knowledge you narrow your eyes and grasp the challenge before you, for you are unstoppable and your win is innevitable!  

The day includes : 

The thrill of it

A fantasic workout... mwaaa ha ha haaaaaa

Protein bar

You should bring

Some water

This session is free for Purely Bootcamping members

Just register and your membership (if valid) will be used to secure your booking. 

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